The latest 'Dance' canoodling
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- July
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ACK! I’m totally hyperventilating right now. Could it be that my two favorite dancers—Lacey and Hok—are an actual COUPLE?!?
After all, it wasn’t that long ago that the rumor mill had Lacey hooking up with her dance partner, Kameron.
Whether romantically linked or not, LaceKam certainly had onstage chemistry: They’ve been beautiful dance partners, despite the fact that any man who spells Kameron with a “K” is lame-o in my book.
(From top, Lacey, Hok and Kameron, courtesy of FOX.)
Now, E!’s “Watch with Kristen” is reporting that Lacey has moved on to my number one B-boy, Hok.
Please, say it isn’t so. Please say that cutie-pie Hok hasn’t been seduced by that drama queen tease, who seems to be locking lips with an awful lot of guys for a good ol’ Mormon girl.
(For those who haven’t been reading my previous “Dance” rants, my feelings for Lacey are love-hate, as in: I love to hate her.)
And for a dance competition, “Dance” seems to be logging in a whole bunch o’ behind-the-scenes gossip—far more than seasons past.
Besides the Lacey-Kameron-Hok love triangle, there have been reports that Cedric was so terrible in his Mia Michaels-choreographed routine two weeks ago, she had to hide him in the background. Kinda hard to do when the routine is a duet, and the judges noticed. (They were stunned when Cedric didn’t make the bottom three based on audience votes; Jesus ended up getting booted instead.)
Then, there’s the Jessi business. The hip-hop dancer was sent packing, too, after she went to the hospital because of “illness.” She couldn’t dance with Pasha, who did well enough with a replacement. The judges based their rejection of Jessi on her so-so solo, but some speculated that the producers were ticked off that she didn’t reveal a previous heart condition.
Anyway, the dance drama returns this week after a Independence Day-related hiatus. Hilary Duff will perform her new single on Thursday’s results show.
I’m no Duff fan, but her performance couldn’t possibly be worse than Fergie’s rendition of “Glamorous.”
The only thing worse than Fergie’s singing was her banana-colored skinny jeans…and believe me, Fergie did not look at all skinny in them.
Girlfriend had some serious junk in the trunk…
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