Elisha Cuthbert waits by the phone
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- July
- 13
So she tells Matt Webb Mitovich of TV Guide.
Mitovich asks the erstwhile Kim Bauer if she thinks the CTU-free Season 7 of 24 could “open the door for a new visit from Kim.”
I’ll be waiting by the phone, I’m ready whenever they are. I love the show so much!
We love you, too, Kimmy. Sorta. Kinda. Maybe. Well, so long as there’s a cougar around to provide comic relief for you  after you’ve killed your employer, who was abusing his wife and daughter, whom you were a nanny for; went on the run with your boyfriend, with whom you were caught and in a horrible car accident in the back of a police cruiser, which caught fire but you escaped. Oh, and before you were captured by that survivalist who apparently had a soft spot and decided to release you after he’d convinced you the nukes had gone off and then confessed he’d made it up and then you were held hostage during a convenience store robbery. Oh … whatever.
(And, for the boys, whenever you’re scantily clad, which seems kind of likely in your “torture porn” movie, “Captivity” that’s come out today. Friday the 13th.)
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It would help get those ratings up for Fox!! And make 600 million men happy. And…and…and.. So, don’t be so scathing because you know, Kim may shake a bit, but her aim is solid and if necessary, for the security of her country, she will cheerfully gratify you with a 9mm facelift.