100 reasons to watch Jericho
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- January
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Our beloved post-apocalyptic family drama action show returns at 10 p.m. Feb. 12, and CBS has created a video explaining 100 reasons to watch. It’s well worth watching, but just in case you don’t have a moment (ok, two moments, the vid is 1 minute, 58 seconds), I spent a few moments to help you jotting them all down:
• The ever-intense Skeet Ulrich
• The ever-delicious Ashley Scott
• Gobal thermonuclear war
• Car crashes
• Bus crashes
• Truck crashes
• Guns
• Laser guns
• Loud guns
• Forgotten dogs
• Lazy dogs
• Stray dogs
• Surgery by lantern light
• Indiana Jones homages
• High-tech umbrellas
• Made-up computer technology
• The only cyber cafe in Kansas
• Clean-cut Skeet
• Rebel Skeet
• Scruffy Skeet
• Skeet needs a shower Skeet
• Tank explosions
• Mineshaft explosions
• Transformer explosions
• Chicks killing bacteria
• Chicks firing guns
• Chicks drinking before noon
• Chicks screaming in sign language
• Wide-eyed Skeet
• Weepy Skeet
• Crispy Skeet
• Ashley Scott wearing nothing but a towel
• Book burning
• Midday sex
• Smoke bombs
• Skeet bombs
• Nuclear bombs
• Teen punches
• Sucker punches
• Skeet punches
• Mom trampled by horses
• Mom kisses one son, yells at the other (this counts as two reasons)
• Spying on neighbors
• Unnecessary dives
• More unnecessary dives
• Hoses
• Radiation
• Jericho’s finest
• Ashley Scott in bed, wearing practically nothing
• Push-pins
• Standoffs
• Mob violence
• Quick grabs
• Quick hugs
• Quick hits
• Back sweat
• Ashley Scott in a red tank top
• Dead soldiers
• Dead dolls
• Dead extras
• Dead cops
• Dead deer
• Dead drivers
• Dead SWAT teams
• Dead meat (at reasonable prices)
• Parachutes
• Plentiful parking
• Fast cars
• Fast horses
• Fast women
• Phones used as baseballs
• Phones from the ‘80s
• Phones aiding and abetting adultery
• Ashley Scott lifting corn
• Ashley Scott hitchhiking
• Ashley Scott at gunpoint
• Ashley Scott hitting the deck
• Ashley Scott getting electrocuted
• Ashley Scott hitting the deck again
• Ashley Scott holding a gun
• Ashley Scott driving trucks
• Crazy city girls who talk to chickens
• Cherry cars
• Cherry hometown girls
• Cherry pie
• Bunnies
• Bacon
• Big planes on a highway
• Dramatic turn Skeet
• Scrubs skeet
• Another dramatic turn Skeet
• Towel Skeet
• Hand-signal Skeet
• Funny-arm Skeet
• Skeet
• Skeet
• Skeet
• Skeet
and the best reason to watch Jericho:
(cut to Jake holding a walkie-talkie in his hand, pressing the talk button and saying) “Nuts.”
I only have one issue with this list: Where’s Hawkins??!?!?!!
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on Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 at 2:31 pm by Amy Vernon.
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Great job Amy!! Where are those Nuts?
Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet…..and yeah, all that other stuff!
No mention of Johnston??????????????????
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Not so crazy about this list…..sorry.
I love the list, even with so much missing! Yes, Jericho is that amazing!
I like the list too, though I think there is a lot missing as well (I think Skeet is hot, don’t get me wrong, but Brad Beyer isn’t too shabby either!) Lily, I think the list is geared towards Season 2 and Johnston is dead, so he wouldn’t be on there. I agree, bummer, I loved him too but it is what it is…
You’re right! Where IS Hawkins! I’m a trueblooded Skeetified Skeetboarding Skeetologist with a major case of Skeetitis and I thought the video was Skeetacular – LOL – but it would have been great to see more Hawkins!
you forgot to list that “Skeet is way to sexy for his shirt”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!