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DVR-blogging Kyle XY

January
29

Aha. Spring Cleaning is the theme of the night. Reflection. What’s worth keeping. What’s lost value.

Nicole is getting rid of some sexy push-up bra. Lori debates on a stuffed pig. Josh wants to throw out everything.

Kyle can’t get rid of anything. He remembers how and why he got everything. “Sentimental pack rat,” Nicole points out.

But Kyle’s only been alive for a year or two. He hasn’t had time to get tired of anything.

And, like Josh said, he always has to do the right thing.

Uh-oh, he’s going to throw a football to the next state. But why is Josh even reotely surprised that Kyle can throw a football that far?

OH! Amanda’s getting out of the cab. Obligatory slo-mo. Hair flip! Heart beating.

Smile.

Whoops. Kyle’s racing pulse just set off every car alarm in the neighborhood.

Hahaha. That Kyle.

New York, so amazing, everyone so talented. Intimidating, but learning about everything. Blahblahblahblah. Amanda’s troubled! Kyle should join Gabriel Byrne on In Treatment over on HBO.

Uh-oh. “We need to talk.”

Nicole, Josh and Lori sure know what that usually means.

Now Nicole has to explain to him.

Um, what’s with the Christmas lights?

Josh is actually right. He’s not so bad a fill-in for Foss, at least when it comes to trying to help Kyle figure out what all he can do.

Gee, Stephen. You just made Kyle feel a whole lot better.

Expertise, blahblah.

I guess Nicole’s going to go back to clinical psychology or social work or whatever it is that she did before.

Um, yeah, Lori, you’re a cynic.

Urp. There’s crazy twin/girlfriend/fellow experiment.

Oh, she learned her lesson?

Talk about the blind leading the blind. Kyle asking Jessi what it means when Amanda says she needs to talk? There’s some professional comedy.

Frankly, I think Kyle should have gone with the strtipes instead of the plaid.

Oh my. That look on Amanda’s face is not good.

Amanda’s mom is such an evil witch.

Hey Amanda’s mom — did you ever think that maybe Amanda just doesn’t like being so far from home or being at the conservatory? Naah, you’re probably right. Amanda probably doesn’t want to be away from her cuddly-wuddly boyfriend.

Kyle is having lots of teen angst. At least everyone can agree on one thing — who’d imagine that Nicole and Stephen would side with Mrs. Bloom? Love the cutting back and forth between Mom and Dad and the kids. They all just feel so strongly about Kyle and his love.

I have to say, I love the relationship between Lori and Josh. They are such siblings. “Why are your feet on my bed?” Indeed.

Um, yeah, Kyle, Mrs. Bloom probably has confiscated Amanda’s phone and now she’s blocking your e-mail. So change your e-mail address.

Um, how corny is Kyle serenading Amanda? Oh my. I don’t think she heard it. She’s listening to loud, angry classical music on her iPod.

Now, look. I’m all about Amanda and Kyle, but Mrs. Bloom is right. Amanda has no idea what she wants. But Mrs. Bloom is totally crazy.

Oh boy. Cyrano time? That’s my guess.

Crazy woman alert!

Um, Jessi has super powers like Kyle, duh.

Me-ow, Lori.

Kyle’s super-brain is hitting high gear now.

OK, so Mrs. Bloom doesn’t know Jessi.

That was pretty funny, though — “You’re Lori’s trampy friend.” “Oh, no, that’s Hillary!”

It’s funny because it’s true.

OK, has Kyle hacked into some city of Seattle computer? That’s kinda creepy. And if it’s not a hack, that’s just all on a computer?

Ah, the code. That’s what that was all about.

That really wasn’t very nice of Kyle, laughing at Lori’s obnoxiousness toward Jessi. I sense an apology coming on. Oh, yep. Here it is.

Awww. Lori and Jessi just made up. There were almost tears. On both sides.

Nicole didn’t get rid of that bra? Haha.

Is Stephen going to start teaching aga — oh, I guess so.

What job, exactly, does Stephen have. Oh. Yeah, that is kinda boring. Elevator control panels? Blech.

OK, if Amanda still has her iPod in her ears, she’s not going to hear that. But I bet her mom does. Oh, yep. Was Mrs. Bloom. Oh, that was the plan? OK, I have absolutely no idea whatsoever what the plan is.

OK, that was crazy. What exactly just happened there.

Hey – where’s Andy? We haven’t seen her at all this episode.

OK, that’s pretty cool, what he’s doing right now. Hitting one bulb at a time, into the entire electrical system. Wow. I have to admit, that was really cool.

Amanda’s sneaking out! You go, girl. Your mom is totally psycho.

Declan! Where have you been all episode?

OK, here’s Lori the cynic. Love her.

Come on, Stephen, just go back to teaching! You know that’s what you want to do. Just give up the elevator panel company. Bo-ring.

Um, Jessi’s a little jealous. She might have to share Kyle with Amanda. Didn’t they have a catfight about Kyle in the first half of the season?

OMG, Kyle as Amanda is too funny. You know he’s going to eat the noodle casserole and like it, though.

Lori — I think Kyle and Amanda have been doing OK on their own. But good tip about not moving the chair in too quickly. Kyle could possibly break Amanda’s legs if he shoved the chair under her.

Awww. Puppy love. Puppy eyes. Corny song.

By the way, how did they get The Rack to let them take over their little room or outdoor terrace or whatever it is?

Amanda could tell Kyle that he had boogers coming out of his nose and he would be happy.

Hillary can cook? That’s a little creepy, though I don’t know why.

Awww, Declan still loves Lori.

Uh-oh, Jessi, jealous much?

There’s Kyle, cutting right to the heart of the matter. No one’s asking you.

Oh boy, look at all the twinkling lights.

OK, this is starting to get weird. Imagine if they had sex. He’d probably blow out the entire power grid of Seattle.

Oh, boy, that’s what all this is about. The piano.

But, Mrs. Bloom, Amanda’s right. If you were so all-fired concerned about Amanda’s ability to play piano, yeah, you shouldn’t have sold her piano.

Oh, Jessi, you beyotch! Wow. That’s totally creepy. I can’t believe you ratted everyone out to Mrs. Bloom. You just know that’s going to come back and bit her in the butt. Jessi’s not such a good egg after all.

Kyle’s grounded! Wow. That’s a first. Kyle’s getting in trou-ble.

I have to admit, I was kinda surprised, too, that Lori is taking this silly school essay seriously. I mean, just write something profound

Oooh, sexy mama,

Jessi’s getting in trouble. Brian sitting in her room. That’s a little creepy, too.

So what exactly is Brian thinking of for his “daughter”?

Jessi’s excited. I’m guessing she tells Kyle.

The record obviously is to trigger something. It’s the song from the jukebox. It’s the actual 45 from the jukebox, actually. The one that was missing.

That IM is from Jessi. Or maybe from Brian. I’m guessing Brian, actually.

It’s The Song.

Kyle’s going to have to hide Amanda now? This can’t end well.

Like Mrs. Bloom isn’t going to figure out that Amanda didn’t go back east and that she went to Kyle?

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 at 11:43 pm by Amy Vernon.
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3 Responses to “DVR-blogging Kyle XY”

  1. David Neal

    What kind of useless posting is that? Nice smug, condescending attitude. Hope you're proud of yourself. Try creating something helpful instead of tearing something down in the most ridiculous, crass way.

  2. Yvonne (auntvonna)

    I missed this weeks episode also and haven't watched it yet (I actually forgot about it! What's wrong with me? Darn vacation last week erased my memory! Luckily they re-ran it at midnight last night and I was able to DVR). Sounds like a fun episode, I can't wait to see it! You definitely got me laughing with this post, Nice job! :)

  3. Danielle

    David, STFU.

    This post had me doubling over in laughter. Thanks!!

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