24, the drink
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- February
- 14
Do you miss the adrenaline surge you used to get from watching an episode of 24 each week?
Sure, you’re going to have to wait another freakin’ year for more Jack Bauer & Co., but if you travel to Britain, you can buy “24 CTU,” “a new citrus-flavored stimulation drink brand,” according to this report.
It’s from Cott Corp., “one of the world’s largest non-alcoholic beverage companies” offers the drink in both regular and diet, natch.
The drink’s cans hold 44cl (hey, it’s in metrics, because it’s not the U.S., get over it).
This doesn’t, however, address the issue of whether anyone on the show ever actually drinks.
Or eats. Or (ahem) uses the facilities. Drink too many of these and that last one could be come quite a problem.
But you’ll have plenty of energy. And your workmates might just find themselves trying to hide your “24 CTU” drinks because you’ve become so incredibly annoying, shouting, “THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME!” and shooting them in the knee with a staple gun. Though that’s OK on Talk Like Jack Bauer Day.
By the way, did anyone tell these folks that CTU’s been disbanded and is not going to be in Season 7?
















