The movie meme
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- April
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More than a month ago, Rickey over at Riding With Rickey tagged yours truly with a meme. Revenge for a meme I’d tagged him with, I suppose.
Anywho, I kept meaning to hold up my end of the bargain, and I finally have. It’s the movie meme, and the idea is that I’m supposed to look up my 15 favorite movies on IMDB, choose quotes from them, list them here and make you figure out what movies they are.
Aha, but this is a TV blog, I hear you thinking! Never fear, I’ve got that all figured out. No worries, I didn’t choose a bunch of Lifetime women-as-victim movies. Rather, I started with actors from our favorite TV shows. Then, I found relatively well-known characters they played in movies, found quotes from them and posted them here.
So not only do you have to figure out what movie the line is from, but you also have to figure out which actor uttered it. To make things a weeeeeee bit easier, I’ll tell you the actors I selected, but they’re not in the same order as the quotes. I’ve alphabetized the actors, by last name:
Adam Baldwin (Chuck)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Summer Glau (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy)
Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Jim Krasinski (The Office)
Hugh Laurie (House)
Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies)
Mary McDonnell (Battlestar Galactica)
Sandra Oh (Grey’s Anatomy)
Edward James Olmos (Battlestar Galactica)
Donald Sutherland (Dirty Sexy Money)
Kiefer Sutherland (24)
Skeet Ulrich (Jericho)
Ray Wise (Reaper)
NO CHEATING. You may not look the quotes up on IMDB and then get all the answers correct. You must use your brain; you know, the part of your brain that stores all that useless movie trivia. You all have it; if you didn’t, you wouldn’t be reading a television blog now, would you?
After the break, the quote list:
1. Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies, movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative! Skeet Ulrich in Scream (Erika)
2. Well, that’s ’cause he’s the television version. America isn’t ready for the real me. Kevin Spacey in L.A. Confidential (Nick) (Note: Kiefer played the same character Spacey did in the unsold TV pilot, which makes this quote rather ironic, though ineligible for this quiz.)
3. Was that M.C. Hammer?
4. Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. Donald Sutherland in Animal House (Nick)
5. I don’t have to tell them right away, I’m only gonna start to show when I’m like, I don’t know, 6 months or something like that. Katherine Heigl from Knocked Up (Yvonne)
6. You’re getting really good at this; people might think you actually like it.
7. Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?
8. I am El Cyclone, from … Bolivia. One-man gang. This classroom is my domain. Don’t give me no gas, or I’ll jump on your face and tattoo your chromosomes. … If the only thing you know how to do is add and subtract, you will only be prepared to do one thing: Pump gas. Edward James Olmos in Stand and Deliver (Yvonne)
9. My place is with you. I go where you go. Mary McDonnell in Dances with Wolves (Yvonne)
10. Tiny little vandals! Hugh Laurie from Stuart Little 2 (Yvonne)
11. They’re creepy. Creepy Italian trees. Of course, the baby’s going to like them cause it’s going to be a creepy Italian baby who goes around saying things like ‘Ciao mama’ and doing that weird backward hand wave thing. Life is strange.
12. If you haven’t noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin’ down here in Florida. Cheryl Hines from Waitress (Adam)
13. Today, thirty years later, I’m asking you twelve ladies and gentlemen to act boldly; to hold this defendant accountable and find him guilty … simply because it is right, it is just, and Lord knows, it is time. Is it ever too late to do the right thing?
14. You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain’t like regular women, Viktor. They’re flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can’t stop smiling?
15. It isn’t mine. The memory, it isn’t mine. And I shouldn’t have to carry it. It isn’t mine. Don’t make me sleep again. Summer Glau from Serenity (Nick)
Post your guesses in the comments section; I’ll cross ‘em out and give credit where credit’s due as the correct answers are posted. Extra points if you guess which actor.
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Ok, I really suck at this, I only know 2 of them:
Quote #8-Edward James Olmos from Stand and Deliver
Quote #9-Mary McDonnel-Dances with Wolves
You got 'em both! Admittedly, some of these quotes are possibly a little too obscure.
#4 – Donald Sutherland in "Animal House." Hmmm, I'm trying to figure out which one is Kiefer's and am drawing a blank…
Thanks for carrying on the meme Amy! Cmon, you have to admit that as far as memes go, this one is actually enjoyable.
Most excellent, Rickey… Sorry it took me so long to get around to it! It is probably among the most enjoyable memes… And, yes, indeed, you are correct on No. 4. I tried not to choose an obvious one for Kiefer….
#12 Waitress. Sorry, I knew that one… oh boy.
I was wondering who'd get that one! And Adam, there is no shame in having seen Waitress. I've seen it. And even though I'm a girl, I do tend more toward the violent and action-filled than the wistful relationship-ish comedy.
Oh, and yes, you're right! But who spake the line?
Don't worry, we'll mostly abuse you on your own blog. hahahahahah
Ok, this is purely a guess based on what little I do know about this movie (because I haven't seen it yet), but I'm going to say Quote #5 is Katherine Heigl from Knocked up?
You got it, Yvonne!
Sweet! I've been so busy renting and watching BSG that I don't get to watch any movies
Still looking in the quote list for Alec Baldwin's "Coffee is for closers."
Nope, chose a way different (and older) Alec Baldwin quote. Try again….
Am I nuts, or is #2 not said by an actor you have listed above…? I'm pretty sure it's Kevin Spacey in LA Confidential… (Great flick by the way).
Sigh. I wish I had the guts to say it was a trick, but, alas, this is what happens when you start IMDBing in the middle of the night. Apparently, Kiefer played Det. Jack Vincennes in the 2003 unsold TV pilot for L.A. Confidential (ironically enough, given the quote). The quote itself, however, is from the film version and, yes, Spacey spake it.
And when I found the quote, I remember thinking to myself, "Kiefer was in L.A. Confidential? I didn't remember that."
Now I know why.
Stupid Amy!
ah-ha! This meme is a sham! A sham, I say!
(just kidding, it was a totally understandable error).
I had no idea Kiefer was in an L.A. Confidential tv series. Or that an L.S. Confidential series actually existed in the first place… it must've not been so great.
#1, 6 & 14 are very familiar to me, but I am terrrrrr-ible at movie quotes… darn it!
(If one of these was from Star Wars or Indiana Jones I would be so on it!)
DUH! #1 is Skeet in 'Scream'!
hangs head in shame What kind of Skeet fan am I?
Now, now, Erika. No reason to feel ashamed. You did get it, after all. LOL. Yes, indeed, No. 1 is our lovely Skeet in his Scream days….
Woot, I think I have another one! Is Quote # 10 Hugh Laurie from one of the Stuart Little moves (Stuart Little 2, I think?) I'm not sure which one, but I remember that quote…,
#15 (this took a while) Summer Glau in "Serenity".
Yvonne, Nick, you both guessed correctly. Good job! I totally thought No. 10 would be a tough one…
That one was bugging me all day yesterday because I knew I heard it somewhere before. It finally dawned on me last night (and it definitely was a tough one!)
#7 is Adam Baldwin in "Serenity"
You got it, Katie, absolutely…