http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/ The T.V. Blog Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:37:08 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/comment-page-1/#comment-27956 Jack Bauer Fri, 09 May 2008 20:41:34 +0000 http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/#comment-27956 --Come back from the dead...twice —Come back from the dead…twice

]]> http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/comment-page-1/#comment-27950 Jenny Higgons Fri, 09 May 2008 20:01:37 +0000 http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/#comment-27950 Never have to go to the bathroom. Never get thirsty or hungry or tired. Always get great cellphone service, even if you're in a tunnel 2 miles below ground. Always take 10 minutes to drive somewhere that would take a "regular" person 30 minutes to get to. Recover from a severe beating and return to full function within 15 minutes. Never end a phone conversation with Chloe without saying, "Damn it, Chloe, we're running out of time!" Never have to go to the bathroom.
Never get thirsty or hungry or tired.
Always get great cellphone service, even if you’re in a tunnel 2 miles below ground.
Always take 10 minutes to drive somewhere that would take a “regular” person 30 minutes to get to.
Recover from a severe beating and return to full function within 15 minutes.
Never end a phone conversation with Chloe without saying, “Damn it, Chloe, we’re running out of time!”

]]> http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/comment-page-1/#comment-27948 erika Fri, 09 May 2008 19:37:29 +0000 http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/05/09/its-friday-may-9-otherwise-known-as-jbad/#comment-27948 How could I have missed this day after being a 24 fan for all these years? Awesome, I shall abide by rule #1, since I use 'Dammit' almost as much as Jack anyway. How could I have missed this day after being a 24 fan for all these years? Awesome, I shall abide by rule #1, since I use ‘Dammit’ almost as much as Jack anyway.

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