OK, before I comment on anything else, there’s this:

How great is it to see someone balancing 200 pounds of concrete on his shoulders, while hopping from untethered upright piling to untethered upright piling (or whatever they were) WHILE DOING DRILLS OF HIGHER MATH?
Kaplan should look into it as a new SAT prep course.
OK, so that brings us to the focus of last night’s episode, Balancing Act.
First off, given the above picture, don’t you love the double meaning? Kyle’s having trouble balancing his family life and his secret life (don’t we all?) AND he’s having trouble balancing while carrying heavy weights and squaring impossibly large numbers. Get it, get it?
Sorry. Pre-holiday goofiness.
So Foss is totally bonkers in pushing Kyle; I’m assuming it’s because he cared so much for Adam that he doesn’t want to see Kyle suffer the same fate. And on top of that, he used to be a drunk who ended up killing his wife and young daughter 10 years earlier in a crash, so he is trying to escape his own skin.
To be honest, I don’t think they needed to give Foss that sort of depth. It was unnecessary. He’s proven himself to be a good guy, capable of doing very bad-guy things (blowing up Zzyzx, for example). He actually was rather multi-dimensional. Giving him the burden of having killed his family just seems like overkill to me. Unnecessary.
It was also a little goofy that not 5 minutes after Kyle tells him to text him *** if he ever was in trouble and needed Kyle, Foss almost breaks his neck, manages to get the three asterisks off before dropping his phone and Kyle races back to the rescue. Of course, further alienating the Traeger family in the process.
How cute were Josh and Andy? TCFW. I’m glad he’s got a girlfriend, and not the totally geeky or impossibly attractive type, either. A relatively sane girl who’s pretty and is way too mature for her age. But I like her. She’ll be a good addition.
As for Amanda, she was totally wrong for taking her anger at Charlie out on Kyle. But at least she recognized that. She should at least give Kyle credit for trying to tell her. And the main reason he didn’t anyhow was that Charlie interrupted them.
Meanwhile, over in Emily’s scheming brain, Nicole spills coffee all over Jessi’s “big sister” and offers to pay for the dry cleaning. Turns out Jessi has some serious issues relating to her “parents” (if Nicole only knew!) and badly needs a therapist. Seeing as Daddy Traeger’s out of a job (um, wasn’t he a VP or something? wouldn’t he have known his company was for sale?), Nicole figures what the heck, maybe she’ll take on some private clients, too.
And finally, we have Declan and Lori. I, for one, am tired of Lori moping, moping, moping. Geez. Snap out of it, girl! Didn’t you love her trying to learn to play guitar, seeing Kyle pluck away, think he finally isn’t good at something and then suddenly he’s playing beautifully (according to BuddyTV, Matt Dallas had to learn to play guitar for this season).
But here’s what I’m left wanting to know:
• Who left the X-ed out photo of Lori in Declan’s car? It couldn’t have been Foss; Declan was watching him. Was it the Zzyzx people? Was it Brian Taylor?
• Where did Foss get those pilings?
• How did Kyle and Daddy Traeger get the car from Foss’ warehouse to their home? And what did Dad think about going there and getting it? Didn’t he wonder a) how Kyle knew it was there and b) why they were allowed to just take it?
• When will Andy kiss Josh?
• Will Lori learn to play the guitar well and will she start dating the guitar teacher?
• Will Daddy Traeger ever get another job or is he going to stop shaving, sit at the computer playing solitare all day and scratch himself?
• About how many seconds is it going to take Jessi to fall in love with Declan next week and how jealous is that going to make not only Lori, but also Kyle?
For all this and more, stay tuned for next week on “As Kyle XY Turns.”